Inspirational Quotes To Help Get You Through Tax Season

It has been said time and time again that laughter is the best medicine. During the chaos of the busy season, laughter can definitely help alleviate the tension of the daily grind. Below you will find several Inspirational quotes that will help lighten up your spirits as the last month of Tax Season draws near.

  1. Al Capone: “They can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.”
  2. Albert Einstein: “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
  3. Alfred E. Neuman: “Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.”
  4. Anonymous: “A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.”
  5. Anonymous: “Of life’s two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.”
  6. Anonymous: “The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.”
  7. Chris Rock: “You don’t pay taxes–they take taxes.”
  8. Laurence J. Peter: “Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.”
  9. Mark Twain: “What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”
  10. Rob Knauerhase: “Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of ‘May Day!’?”
  11. Russell B. Long: “A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.”
  12. Snoopy: “Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.”
  13. Steve Forbes: “The politicians say ‘we’ can’t afford a tax cut. Maybe we can’t afford the politicians.”
  14. Steven LaTourette: “Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.”
  15. Will Rogers: “Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.”